Two IT people Walk into Microcenter And catch a tech fib
The new laptop waits While clutter floods the old one So I grab a book
The weather spooked the Mainframe who crashed at the sight Of a real spring day
Disjointed cube plan Strong plea, begging from my team Then the mainframe freaked
The left behind phone Spent the night alone downtown What did it see/hear?
Under the TV Sits a box that halts the shows We can mess with time
I see the same signs Every few years, my old Phone spits dust at me